Wednesday, 16 December 2009

Sekolahnya Hari Minggu?

"Dit, nanti hari Minggu aja ya, kalo libur..."
- Dengan beungeut watados, tetehku berbicara -

Pasti BOLEH koooo!

"Iiiiih...! Avi pengen OB deh kalau boleh..."
- Kata Avi dengan tiis dan sangat desperate pas mau remed -

Thursday, 10 December 2009

Kalkulator??? Kulkas???

kalkulator aja disamain ama kulkas!

Gua kan tadi lagi liat nguping jakarta nih... Gua bacain ke tante gua...
Jadi, ada seorang menantu ama mertua lagi ngomongin ttg si suami sang menantu. Nah! Si mertua ini cerita ke menantu nya kalo si suami itu waktu bayinya lahir prematur, dan masuk ke KALKULATOR selama 3 hari.
Yaaaaa... kita ketawa2 lah ya!? Eh ternyata! Si tante gua ini malah nyeletuk, "Maksudnya kulkas ya! (dengan santainya)"
Gue timpal balik, "Yaaaaah... Ko kulkas sih! INKUBATOR kali!"
Tante gua bilang, "Eh, iya! Inkubator hehe"

Sama aja GILAAAAAA!

Friday, 4 December 2009

Quotes

"Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing authority is not using his intelligence, he is just using his memory"
- Leonardo da Vinci

 "Knowledge has three degrees: opinion, science, illumination. The means or instrument of the first is sense; of the second, dialectic; of the third, intuition"
- Plotinus

"We know what we are, but know not why we may be"
- William Shakespeare

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. For while knowledge defines all we currently know and understand, imagination points to all we might yet discover and create"
- Albert Einstein

"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean, if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty"
- Mohandas K. Ghandi

"The person who tries to live alone with no succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if his hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration"
- Pearl S. Buck

"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious"
- Oscar Wilde

"Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do"
- Benjamin Spock

"No matter how deep a study you make. What you really have to rely on is your own intuition and when it comes down to it, you really don't know what's going to happen until you do it"
- Konosuke Matsushita

"It is not the critics who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes short again and again, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause, who at best knows achievement and who at worst if he fails at least fails while daring greatly so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat"
- Theodore Roosevelt (From a speech given in Paris at the Sorbonne in 1910)


"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years"
- Abraham Lincoln


"Only a life lived  for others is a life worthwile"
- Albert Einstein


"Read no history, nothing but biography, for that is life without theory"
- Benjamin Disraeli


"The good life is inspired by love and guided by knowledge"
- Bertrand Russell


"Life is like an onion, you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep"
- Carl Sandburg


"People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built"
- Eleanor Roosevelt


 "Life resembles a novel more often then novel resemble life"
- George Sand


"Life is not spectacles or a feast, it is a predicament"
- George Santayana


"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these"
- George Washington Carver


"When one door closes another door opens, but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us"
- Alexander Graham Bell


"Hope is like a road in a country, there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road come into existence"
- Lin Yutang  

Don't Have to Worry About 2012

Lo tau ga siiiiiih?

Menurut NASA nih ya, Bumi ga akan kiamat taun 2012 loooh...
Ada beberapa pertanyaan yang diajukan kepada NASA (berikut pertanyaan beserta jawabannya):

Pertanyaan (P):
Apakah ada ancaman ke Bumi pada tahun 2012? Banyak sekali internet website yg mengatakan bahwa dunia ini akan kiamat pada tahun 2012.
Jawaban (J) :
Tidak akan ada apapun yg terjadi pada Bumi pada tahun 2012. Planet kita, telah berjalan dengan baik selama kurang lebih 4 miliar tahun, dan para ilmuwan terpercaya di seluruh duniatahu bahwa sama sekali tidak ada ancaman pada tahun 2012.

P: Dari manakah asal-usul bahwa dunia ini akan kiamat pada tahun 2012?
J: Cerita itu bermula dari tuntutan bahwa Nibiru akan menabrak bumi. Bencana ini pada awalnya untuk May 2003, tetapi pada saat tidak terjadi apa-apa, tanggal kiamat berubah menjadi Desember 2012. Kemudian, kedua cerita ini terkait dengan salah satu siklus dalam Kalender Suku Maya di titik balik matahari musim dingin pada tahun 2012 - maka, kiamat diperkirakan akan jatuh pada 21 Desember 2012.


"This apparently is a great deal of interest in celestial bodies, and their location and trajectories at the end of the calender year 2012. Now, I for one love a good book or movie as much as the next guy. But the stuff flying around through cyberspace, TV and the movies is not based on science. There is even fake NASA news release out there..."
- Don Yeomans, NASA senior reserach scientist 

P: Apakah kalender Suku Maya berakhir pada tahun 2012?
J: Sama saja seperti kalender yang Anda punya di dapur Anda, tidak berhenti begitu saja pada tanggal 31 Desember, kalender Seuku Maya tidak berhenti begitu saja pada tanggal 21 Desember 2012. Tanggal ini adalah akhir dari periode jangka panjang Suku Maya, tapi kemudian - sama saja seperti kalender Anda akan dimulai kembali di tanggal 1 Januari - dimulai lagi periode jangka panjang Suku Maya.

P: Apakah ada bahaya dari badai Matahari raksasa yang diperkirakan pada tahun 2012?
J: Matahari mempunyai siklus perputaran yang teratur, dengan puncaknya setiap 11 tahun. Dekat dengan aktivitas puncaknya, nyala api (atau lidah api) matahari dapat menyebabkan gangguan pada satelit komunikasi, meskipun insinyur-insinyur sedang belajar, bagaimana untuk membuat/membangun elektronik-elektronik yang akan terlindung terhadap sebagian besar badai matahari. Tetapi, tidak ada resiko khusus terkait tahun 2012. Maksimum matahari berikutnya akan terjadi dalam rangka waktu 2012-2014  dan diperkirakan rata-rata siklus solar, tidak jauh berbeda dari siklus sebelumnya sepankang sejarah.


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